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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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Mistress (hard) · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Anal Sex for extra charge · Foot Fetish · Ball Licking and Sucking · Rimming · Role Play and Fantasy.

Christianshavn’s vibe hits you from every corner. Like, one minute you're laughing your ass off at a naughty joke shared on a park bench, and the next you're weeping at the raw beauty of a sunset over the harbor. Emotion overload, motherf***er!

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