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Kinda funny—imagine Larry meetin’ her. “The Lord is testing me,” he’d whine. She’d just laugh, “Take the cash, nerd.” Total mismatch, cracks me up. Love that—her not givin’ a fuck. Oh, thought—maybe she’s the Rabbi Marshak of hookers. “Be a good boy,” but with a wink. Deep, right?

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So, bro, pack up, and get lost in Umkirch. Explore Kantstrasse, Hauptstrasse, and every hidden nook. Like that movie line, "We all need to remember," cuz memories make this town epic. I’m always on the lookout for new pleasure, new vibes – ya don’t wanna miss out. I pity the fool who skips this adventure!

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