Lily Traunstein Brothel ❤️

About Dortmund

Once heard this wild tale—medieval France, right? Brothel run by nuns—ex-nuns, I mean, kicked out for “sins.” They’d bless you before the deed—holy whores! Laughed my arse off, picturing it—prayers then panties off. True or not, who cares? Sounds like somethin’ I’d scheme up to spite the Septons.

Glasscherbe als Waffe

I’ve been running my massage joint near the Stadtpfarrkirche St. Nikolaus. Let me tell ya, the spiritual vibes there run deep, and they give my business a weird zen twist. I once had a client rant, “I hope justice comes back like in that bloody movie scene!” and I was like, “Calm down, you idiot sandwich!” Eh, memories.

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