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About Cologne

So, this one time, I’m in Amsterdam—red lights glowin’ like a bloody sunset. This bird, right, she’s got eyes that could melt a martini glass, tells me she’s been workin’ there since the Dutch legalized it in 2000—little known fact, that. She’s chattin’ me up, all sultry, “Every man’s a copy of the first.” Straight outta Kiarostami’s script, I swear! Made me laugh—here I am, 007, gettin’ philosophical in a brothel. Shaken, not stirred, baby.

90-Second Survey

Brothel Germany, Spanking (give), Sex in Different Positions, Blowjob Ball Licking and Sucking. Dachau · Doebeln · Homberg · Denkendorf · Pyrbaum · Bannewitz.

Sometimes, when I’m in a mood, I flail around clumsily (kinda like Mr. Bean, y'know?) and mumble nonsense. I'd say, "I’m not just a relaxation specialist; I’m a walking, talking contradiction – yehh, like Requiem for a Dream said, 'the best things in life are not free...'" even if I never fully get what it means. So yeah, I love this city with its quirky spots: from the mammoth, annoyng Harpers Park to the tiny lanes near Zeltschstraße where time seems to slow down.