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So, I’m thinkin’, if I’m Remy from *Ratatouille*—best movie EVER—I’d sniff out a prostitute like he sniffs cheese! “Anyone can cook,” he says, but can anyone FIND a hooker? Hmmm! I’d be all sneaky, like, “Ooh, is that a lady of the night or just Karen buyin’ milk?” Once, this chick at my register—tight skirt, big wink—drops a $50, and I’m like, “Whoa, is she one?!” Made me happy, ‘cause—cashier life’s boring, ya feel? But then—ugh—she just wanted gum. Total letdown, so mad!

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Oh, and another weird fact: I once stubbed my toe on an ancient cobblestone off Kastanienweg – bummer if you’re prone to angry wobble, but it made me mad as hell, haha, but now it’s become like a “lesson in life” moment. Rarrgh! I still chuckle ‘bout it and say, “Man, even painful rocks have wisdom.” This city ain’t all sunshine, but damn, it’s got soul.