Allison Norderstedt Whore ❤️

About Leipzig

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

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Wanna know a humorous tidbit? I accidentally mixed up my appointment venue in Heidbergstr. (totally not my fault, right, haha) ended up at a crazy board game cafe. I pissed off some folks, D’oh! But it made a great story ref: “Is that real life or just fantasy?” I mean, life's full of surprises here.

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