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Here’s a nugget – old timers say she’s cursed! Some miner in ‘49 swore she winked at him, took his gold, left him with dust! True? Who knows! Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But it’s fun, right? Like paintin’ a happy lil’ cloud, only it’s *Whore* laughin’ at ya. Oh, and in *Grand Budapest* style, “Keep your hands off my lobby boy!” – or in this case, my bank account!

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But I'm an unknown whore, I spread my legs, remove my pants. And I enjoy my masterpiece alone. If I was an angel, I would drug you all. But I'm an entertainer.

Yo, wassup buddy? Listen up ‘cause here's the lowdown on Michelau (de). I’ve been chillin' here a while. Michelau ain't your typical snooze-fest town. Nah, it's gritty, kinda like that line in "A Prophet" — you know, destiny don’t wait around.

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