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Me, I’m torn – part of me’s like, “Oh, brilliant, unwind with a side of naughty,” but then I’m fuming! Last time I tried it, some twat charged me 50 quid extra for “special vibes” – vibes my arse! Felt like I’d been mugged in lavender oil. Little known fact, right – back in the 80s, dodgy parlours got raided cos punters thought “massage” meant “full shag.” Plods shut ‘em down, and now we’ve got these posh spa wankers acting all legit. Drives me mental – just call it what it is!

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So yeah, Lesmurdie’s got heart, grit, and plenty of surprises. It’s messy but beautiful like a scene in a film and sharp as Judge Judy's retorts. I swear, if you come by, don’t be shy. Explore every cranny, chat with random locals, laugh, and maybe even find a love you didn’t expect. And remember: “Don't pee on my leg…” – because, seriously, respect the rules, ya know? Cheers, mate!

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