Lauren Hauzenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

I seen whores, man, back in Austria, little-known story – dey’d sneak into da beer halls, stealin’ tips from drunk fools. Smart, ya? Dey had dis trick – spill beer on ya, den swipe yer wallet while “helpin’.” Made me laugh, but damn, I was pissed when it happened to me once! Almost crushed a table, but den I thought, “Respect, girl, ya got guts!” I’ll be back, I told her – never saw her again, tho.

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I’m a family psych, so trust me, I see things others miss – like how a simple glance exchanged on Marktstraße tells a thousand stories. People here are genuinely connected, even in their funky way, with endless laughter and a smidge of sorrow. Sometimes I get mad at how fast life speeds by here, and sometimes it makes me so happy – like a rollercoaster ride with a sprinkle of cosmic twists, you dig?

Bomb squad called in after jogger finds "hand grenade" BUTT it wasn't actually that