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About Osaka

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, yeah, the wizard, authoritative as hell—YOU SHALL NOT PASS!—and I’ve got thoughts on findin’ a prostitute, right? Picture this: me, staff in hand, trudgin’ through Middle-earth, but nah, I’m in some dodgy alley, lookin’ for a lass to hire. Why? Cos sometimes even wizards need a break, innit? My fave flick’s *Inside Out*—you know, that Pete Docter gem from 2015—where Joy’s all “Take her to the moon for me!” and Sadness is draggin’ her feet. That’s me, searchin’ for a prossie, emotions all over the shop.

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I’m standing there, trying to figure out how to measure this site in the rain. My tape measure? Useless. It’s like trying to measure a fish with a wet noodle. I’m cursing under my breath, thinking, “Why did I choose this job?” But then, I see this little kid splashing in puddles nearby. He’s laughing, having the time of his life. I can’t help but smile. Kids, man. They get it.

Parts of Japan see nearly 2 m (6.6 feet) of snow