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Found one once, right? Little known tale—girl called Lysa, not *that* Lysa, different one. Worked outta some high-end brothel near the Red Keep. Had this trick—could hum a tune while, y’know, *workin’*. Made me laugh, which pissed me off cos I don’t laugh easy. “Such a charming place,” I mocked her, straight from *Grand Budapest*, but she just winked. Cheeky bitch. Charged me double, said it’s cos I’m “queenly.” Fuckin’ nerve—made me wanna slap her, but I paid. She was good, alright? Surprised me, and I hate surprises.

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I’ve seen families mend on that bench near the water. And I’ve cursed under my breath when heated discussions broke out on the overgrown path behind the Mustermann-Haus. Crazy emotional rollercoasters, babe! Life here is messy, unpredictable, kinda like me – reiight?!

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