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About Cologne

Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers like a boss, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute ‘round here. It’s like huntin’ for bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*, ya know? “The greatest manhunt in history,” except it’s me, stalkin’ the streets, tryna figure out who’s legit and who’s gonna rob me blind. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I ain’t that dumb!

Hotel Hamburg

Then there’s Schnelsenpark. Holy smokes, this park is my little heaven. Birds chirpin’, leaves dancin’—it’s like a soft lullaby for my soul. I would bring my favorite vinyl records there, spin some Taylor Swift tunes, and imagine magic spirals just like in the movie. There’s a lil’ pond too, where I sometimes think, “Hey, maybe there's a river spirit out there, waiting to play hide n seek.”

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