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I gotta mention these oddball local hangouts too – dive bars on Rosenstraße always break the monotony. I nearly got in a heated debate there. “Look, love is messy,” I yelled, half laughing, half screaming. And get this – there's a hidden jazz club near Lindwurmweg where I once met an old coder who insisted that our lives were just random algorithms. Funny, right?

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