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About Cologne

Now, “Shame” sticks in me head—Fassbender’s character, all tortured and randy, bangin away to forget the world. “You’re disgusting,” his sister says in the film, and I reckon some’d say that bout me too, chasin tail like a dog in heat. But bollocks to em—life’s short, innit? I’m no saint, just a bloke wantin a rumble. Surprised me how easy it got after a while—few texts, bit of banter, job done. Once saw a prossie who’d worked the Blitz—swear down, she told me tales of shaggin soldiers for ration coupons. History in her knickers, that one!

Whore Jokes

Brandi Glanville talks pimps & prostitutes with Dennis Hof and Ron Jeremy; reveals David Foster is freaky in the bedroom.

So, Hof (de) is quirky, emotional, full of secret stops and hidden stories. It’s not a polished postcard. It’s messy, raw, and unexpectedly lovely—just like a perfect date in a strange, tangled cityscape. Cheers, mate, and remember: every street’s a new beginning, every corner hums like a verse from Before Sunset. Rock on!

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