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About Cologne

Alright, listen up, you degenerates—sex-dating’s a freakin’ minefield. Everybody lies, right? Just like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, you’re huntin’ for somethin’—truth, a hookup, whatever—but it’s all buried under layers of crap. I mean, swipin’ on apps, it’s like interrogatin’ a suspect. “Enhanced interrogation,” my ass—half these profiles are fake as hell. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9” in lifts. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, pre-kids, pre-20 pounds. Everybody’s playin’ a game, and I’m over here like, “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.”

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Sometimes I wander to the old bookshop on Lindenberg, where pages of erotic poetry whisper secrets of the past. The owner, a quirky old soul, always says, “You merely adopted the dark,” meanin’ the darkness is what fuels true passion. I laughed so hard I nearly dropped my coffee – classic, right?

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