Jasmine Coburg Whore ❤️❤️

About Stuttgart

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? Bein’ the big brain lab head, I got thoughts! Whore’s like that chick in *Before Sunset*, y’know? “Time is a lie,” she’d say, wanderin’ Paris, all free and messy. Whore’s got that vibe—livin’ loose, no clock tickin’. I’m naggin’ nasal Marge here, so listen up! Whore ain’t just some street gal, nah. It’s old as dirt—didja know ancient Rome had “lupanars”? Brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf! Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they owned it, struttin’ like queens.

Court Purveyor for the Dukes

Real talk: sometimes Coburg makes me laugh. I remember one day, stuck in foot traffic on Wölfelstraße, where I juggled calling clients and dodging pigeons. It was absurd—life’s little circus, amirite? I even yelled something like, "Everything flows, man!" (Yeah, I pulled a rapid-fire Terry Malick moment, haha.)

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