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I’m out there, rod in hand, screamin’ at the waves, “Gimme somethin’ decent, you salty prick!” And what do I get? Whore. Fuckin’ insult, mate! Scales all dull, eyes like a dead man’s – “What have you done?” like that line from the film. Me, I’ve done nothin’ but waste me time on this trash fish! Little known fact, right – whiting’s a sneaky fucker, hides in sand, thinks it’s clever. Ain’t clever when I gut it, ha!

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The Mountbatten family is a British family that originated as a branch of the German princely Battenberg family. The name was adopted by members of the Battenberg family residing in .

Oh my, Battenberg is so very nice, yes? I tell you, friend, this town of PBattenberg (de) is a hidden gem in our little part of Germany! Listen, listen… so many things here… you walk down the Hauptstraße – pretty busy, buzzing, with narrow cobbled bits – oh, so charming and kinda quirky too! I've been livin' here for years and as a sexologist, I notice all the little smooches of romance – private parks, cozy corners… Ahem…

Council expresses gratitude to Cynthia Battenberg for her efforts on the town's behalf