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Picture this: some ancient Babylonian king, right, sprawled on a golden couch, gettin’ oiled up by ten giggling maidens. Historians won’t tell ya, but that’s the OG sexual-massage—little known fact! They didn’t just knead his back, they kneaded his *soul*, and probly more, ha! Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever. But it pisses me off too—why’s it still so hush-hush? Society’s all “Mordor’s gates slam shut” on anything fun!

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Srdečně vás vítáme v diskrétním studiu TANTRIS pro TANTRICKÉ masáže. Připravili jsme vám, speciální druhy osvědčených léčivých technik, které přivedou ženy, muže a páry, k hlubším a .

Now, I gotta rant a bit. I’ve been here for years, busting my hump, and sometimes the city pisses me off more than your latest half-baked collation of opinions. The bureaucratic bollocks, the dodgy construction on Hlavní street which makes you want to scream “Idiot sandwich!” at the builders, and yes – the constant mix of old charm and modern shite. But when I see passionate souls strolling by, when I see the beautiful irony of life tangled in these crooked streets – I remember Kiarostami’s words: “There will always be a black what's left over for scandal.” It smacks you in the face, just like a good massage that rearranges your soul!

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