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Oh, and he’s a joker too – sarcastic bastard. Caught him nickin’ carrots from the vet bag once, just munchin’ like, “What you gonna do, fam?” I was shocked, but respect, innit – proper cheeky. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but I reckon he’d run the yard if he could. Me fave horse, hands down, even if he’s a nightmare sometimes. Whore’s the don, end of!

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People here ain’t in no rush. They sip coffee slow, laugh a lot, and sometimes I swear the city talks back. I mean, the city speaks in riddles and funny gravelly truths – “I always knew there was somethin’ special.” See, I once got a call from a local fella on Montaña Vieja, sayin’ his back was all screwed up from dancing too hard at a festa downtown. I went over, massaged him, fixed him up a bit, and he said, “Man, you’re like a miracle, a real Royal Tenenbaum, savin’ the day.”

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