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About Biel-Bienne

But here’s the kicker—some dudes think it’s gay or somethin’. Pisses me off! It’s not gay, it’s awesome—hands off my junk, bro, unless it’s a chick! Little known fact: in Japan, they got these “soaplands”—bathhouses with sexual-massage, been around forever. Them Japanese dudes knew what’s up! I’m jealous as hell—why ain’t South Park got that? I’d be there every damn day, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, give me the good stuff!”

6 Steps to a sexy massage

A happy ending massage is a massage that starts with the usual full-body rubdown but ends with a sex act, usually a hand job or a blowjob.

My personal fav? The hidden park near Seebach. It's kinda shabby on the outside but man – it’s a slice of heaven. Get lost in its wrinkles, leafy nooks, and old benches. Often, I dig out a quiet moment there, searchin' for inspiration for my spa treatments. Sometimes I wisp away on a bench there and think, "This town's a miracle!" (just like the fightin' spirit in 12 Years a Slave).

The Nature of Time. Today, I was interviewed for a podcast…