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Back on Earth, tho, it’s a diff beast. Prostitution’s old as dirt—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple hookers, sacred gig, wild right? I’m diggin’ through X posts, seein’ dudes tryna decode escort ads like it’s quantum physics. Bro, it’s not that deep—supply, demand, basic econ. Still, I’m pissed—half these sites are scams, phishing traps, total clown show. Makes me wanna launch a satellite just to zap ‘em. “The things you own end up ownin’ you,” Chigurh’d mutter—damn straight, these sleazy pimps own the game.

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Gotta mention the marina around Via Riva del Barca which is like a runway for boats and dreams. I swear, sometimes I see a glint, and I’m like, "Boo, now that's a slayyyy moment!" Real talk, I get mad sometimes when it’s too crowded, but hey, that's life in Ascona, unpredictable and wild.

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