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Lemme break it down—Elon style. Sexual-massage ain’t just hands slidin over skin—it’s a freakin biomechanic symphony! Nerve endings lightin up like Neuralink nodes, dopamine blastin like a SpaceX launch. I’m talkin tantric-level tech—ancient as hell, like 5,000 years back, Kama Sutra dudes were scribblin this shit down. Little known fact: Egyptian pharaohs got these massages with scented oils—prolly smelled like my Boring Company flamethrower fuel, haha! Imagine Cleo gettin freaky with a rubdown—wild!

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I gotta mention, though, Family Haven, a quirky little block on Birch Street, is my absolute fav. There’s this adorable community garden, and oh my gosh, it sometimes feels like I'm in a bizarre yet lovely montage of therapy and nature, filled with deep, reminder-of-life vibes, like, “We are all adrift in vast oceans.” And, like, it almost makes me cry sometimes—but in a good, cathartic way.

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