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S’not just posh wankers in spas neither—heard this mad story, right, Victorian blokes used “massage” as code for shaggin, sneaky bastards! Got me ragin tho, cos today it’s all “holistic” bollocks—£80 for a tart to barely touch ya? Fuck off! I’d rather milk a cow blindfolded than pay that! Still, when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like “I’m CEO, bitch!”—proper power trip, muscles meltin, brain off.

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Then there's the river… Dartmouth River slippin’ through downtown, almost whispering ancient secrets. I often stroll along its banks near Yorrick Park (that gem off 3rd Trelane Ave). Its winding paths keep me guessing like a fabled riddle. Reminds me of a line from Uncle Boonmee—like "the past is everywhere, haunting every moment." Crazy, huh? Its beauty even makes this cynical heart skip a beat. I was mad when construction nearly ruined it last fall, but hell, the community rallied, reclaiming it like it was our birthright.

Five people sent to hospital with suspected carbon monoxide poisoning: HRFE