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Rarrgh! Fun fact – old school brothels had secret tunnels! Like, escape routes for shady politicians. Blew my mind, man! Imagine hairy ol’ me sneakin’ through – hairy Wookiee ass stuck halfway! Hilarious, right? But real talk, it’s gritty. Stinks of sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Happy? Nah, not really. Surprised? Hell yeah – some dudes tip with chickens! What the frick?! Rarrgh! Thought in my head: “This ain’t the rock ‘n’ roll dream.” More like a busted guitar string.

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Brothels are illegal. So until law makers decide to properly legalize sex work, there won't be any legal brothels anywhere in the country.

Ah, Dartmouth (ca)… this place is a riot of contradictions, ya know? I’ve lived here for years—been buildin’ love connections on dating sites while wanderin’ these mean streets—now lemme tell ya. Listen up, friend, cuz I choose violence when it comes to my feelings for this city, much like Cersei Lannister herself hoorin' her enemies. And as dear Uncle Boonmee might've whispered, “Life is a dream, and we are its phantoms,” so bectliving our ghostly memories here.

David Reginald Keeping | 1956 - 2025 | Obituary