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The apps—shite! Grindr, Bumble—full of desperados. Little fact for ya: 1 in 5 profiles’ fake. Bots or sad sods jerking off to your “hey”. Makes me wanna scream—where’s the fuckin’ realness? *Toni Erdmann* nails it—“people are strange.” Sex-dating proves it, every damn time. This one bird, profile said “adventurous”—code for shags in carparks. Met her, she’s bangin’ on about crystals. Crystals! I’m here for a ride, not a sermon, you muppet!

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So many spots, friend, hidden corners abound—like that tiny café on Rua das Palmeiras (I swear, best coffee ever, no lie but really!). Crazy little alley near my spa, where silence meets the bustle of everyday life. Funny, eh? Gotta laugh sometimes!

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