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Lemme spill some tea – whores got history, bro! Back in old China, like Tang Dynasty times (movie vibes!), they weren’t just hookers, nah. Some were poets, singers, badass babes with skills! Called “courtesans” – fancy, huh? Makes me happy as a jellyfish jammin’ at a rave! But ugh, gets me mad too – folks judgin’ ‘em, callin’ ‘em trash. Like, chill, they’re hustlin’! “The blade is sharp,” like in the movie – they cut through life, no mercy!

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So, I’m cruisin’ down Market St., grabbin’ my usual coffee from that little spot, you know, the one with the crazy barista who thinks he’s a stand-up comic? Yeah, that guy. He’s like, “What’s up, my caffeine addict?” I’m like, “Just tryin’ to survive, bro.” He laughs, spills some coffee, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m part of the show.”

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