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Alright, mate, so you wanna hear bout sex escorts from me, a Kvasnik—fancy word for a kvetching know-it-all, huh? Picture me, Dr. House, limpin’ round with my cane, smirkin’ at the world. Everybody lies, specially in this biz. Sex escorts? Man, it’s a freakin’ maze—like *Pan’s Labyrinth*, but with less fauns and more condoms. I’m sittin’ here, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ how these gals (and guys, don’t kid yerself) sell fantasies better than Del Toro directs nightmares.

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Now, let me tell ya, living as a pleasure coach, I see the hidden grooves. I taco'bout spots that others don’t even whisper ‘bout. Y’all ever heard of Avenida do Encanto? It’s a stretch where the streetlights seem to wink at you like they know your secrets. And that kinda magic? It’s like escapin’ the wasteland, just like Fury Road – "Now I’m here! Now I’m a warrior!" Yeehaw, baby!

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