Katherine Blauwput Brothel ❤️

About Mons

Me fave bit tho? Watchin’ from afar, like a proper Watchman. Seein’ the fools stumblin’ out, trousers half-down, thinkin’ they’re kings. Pathetic, innit? Makes me cackle—happy for a sec, then mad again cos it’s so sad, precious! Surprised me once, tho—heard some girls in Amsterdam’s red-light spot got union rights. Unionized brothel workers! Who’d a thunk it? Still, we hates it—too sneaky, too slimy, like eels in a bucket.

Airports transport

Gawd, I’m babblin'! But that's Blauwput for ya – a sprawl of wonder, madness, and beauty. Pop in anytime, friend, and let the city's quirks and my tales tickle your fancy. Hahahaa… So, when you visit, don't be shy – let curiosity be your guide down these twisted lanes, look for magic in every corner. Remember: "In darkness, dreams arise."