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Personal quirk? I’m imaginin’ ‘em struttin’ past the White House, wavin’ at me—ha! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say they’d outsmart half my cabinet, includin’ me! “The street is my concert hall,” they’d holler, like Szpilman with his keys. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, they’re *real* high society, sipin’ tea with the Queen—yeah, right! Opinion? They’re tougher than a two-dollar steak, and I respect that.

Vier musketiers op WK pingpong

If you were a lemon I'd put you on a shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.

I love visiting Parkje Zoete – our secret park where you can chill under the oak trees and pretend you’re in a Wes Anderson flick. I always drive through in my beat-up car (yep, got some typos on the dashboard after a wild night: “Mispelt” and “TypoR” everywhere, lol) and I swear the little pond gives off that moody vibe of a Coen brothers scene – “The blues have got me so low,” almost like I’m the forlorn hero waiting on fate.

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