Sarah Silly Prostitute ❤️

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Now, fun fact—did y’all know some prostitutes in the old days used to smuggle goods? Like, they’d hide whiskey in they bloomers durin’ Prohibition! I’m over here cacklin’, thinkin’ ‘bout Trixie stuffin’ my cargo in her skirt—lord, I’d hire her for logistics! She’d be like, “I can’t go back there,” like Eilis cryin’ ‘bout Ireland, but Trixie’s talkin’ ‘bout the shady motel on 5th Street! Hella funny, but real talk, it’s wild how they survive.

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Then ya got the neighborhood called Lazy Hollow on the west side. Its narrow alleys are full o’ surprises. Nothin’ is perfect, no sir, but that’s what makes it real. Every corner tells a little secret. I sometimes trek down Maple Crescent there – oh boy – and I swear I seen a ghost of a good time right there! Crazy stuff, right?

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