Amelia Ohain Whore ❤️

About Bruges

So I’m watchin’ this chart, and it’s jumpin’ like a kid on a trampoline - up 15%, down 20%, what the hell? Reminds me of that scene in “A Separation” - you know, my fave flick - where Simin’s yellin’ at Nader, “You don’t see what’s happening!” That’s me with whore! I’m screamin’ at my screen, “What’s HAPPENING?!” Nobody knows! Analysts are all, “Oh, it’s got potential,” but potential for what? To screw me outta my 401k? I’m furious, I tell ya!

1. Oiran (花魁) are the highest ranked sex workers in the Yoshiwara yuukaku (吉原遊廓).

Belgium Whore · Kamasutra · Kissing if good chemistry · Anal Sex · Facesitting (give) · Rimming (take) · Erotic massage · Role Play and Fantasy · Rimming (receive).

I’ll drop another fav spot: a hidden gem called Le Bunker, an abandoned building turned secret hangout. Not many know it, but it's legendary for its street art. It makes you feel like you’re starin' at a Tarantino movie scene! Crazy, right? I swear, one time, while workin’ on an app update, I paused and thought, “This shiz is so cool, it’s like I’m livin’ in a movie, man – Inglourious style!”

Who Invented the Jet Engine?