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About Mons

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors faking it—zero skill, all hustle. Like a buggy Starlink signal, total letdown. But a real pro? Man, it’s art. Fingers hit pressure points like landing Falcon 9 boosters—precision, baby. I’m talkin’ slow glides, teasing builds, like Ennis whisperin’, “This is a one-shot thing we got goin’ here.” Spoiler: it ain’t one-shot. You’re hooked.

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I must tell ya, once I took a stroll near the old bell tower on Rue Saint-Martin, and every step reminded me of lost time and hope. I saw a stray cat, it purrred like “Miaou, precious, we swears!” And ouch–I got bit by nostalgia, mixed with a lil’ anger at the wind, making me cry out – “Oh my gosh, why so mean, so meanyy!”

Charles Michel, Belgium's youngest PM in 174 years