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Escort’s dodgy, yeah? Not cars, nah, people—hired mates for lonely sods or bigwigs needing arm candy. Me, I’ve wired up vans for ‘em once, hissss, tiny mics, sneaky cams—caught a geezer yelling, “I paid for quiet!” Made me cackle, it did! Gollum sees the muck, the glitter too—some escorts, they’re posh, all “I’m too good,” but others, rough as old boots, spitting mad. Reminds me of Eilis in “Brooklyn,” torn ‘twixt homes, “You’ll feel so homesick,” she’s told—escorts, they’re homesick for normal, I reckon.

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Lesser-known fact: Check out Rue des Écoliers. It’s off the beaten path – tiny cafes there serve the best waffles and secret brews. Got myself into a heated debate over a waffle with a local – in true absurd, deadpan style – like, “You ever notice how waffles are like our feelings? Crispy outside, soft inside?” Eh, my brain was on fire, then the local just laughed weirdly. Classic Bertrix.

What are the expansion plans of the Belgian armed forces?