Makayla Stawell Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and this one time—mate, ya won’t believe—saw a whore nick a bloke’s watch mid-chat! Smooth as butter, he’s blabberin, she’s smilin, then poof, it’s gone. Laughed my arse off, nearly choked on me pint. “Everybody lies,” but she’s lyin with style! Probs sold it for a tenner, good on her. *Caché* vibes again—“You didn’t see anything”—nah, mate, I saw it all, and it was bloody brilliant.

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Now, my fave spot’s gotta be Silver Creek Bend. It's off by Rattery Rd and it’s so secret and magical, like findin’ a chill oasis in an electric desert. I would sit there, let nature do its thing, and sometimes even get a kick out of how life just flows like that delayed cue in a Lars von Trier montage. “Melancholia, baby, meltdown in slow motion!”

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