Zara Miranda Whore ❤️

About Logan City

Oi, precious, listen up! Me’s a Kvasnik, yeah, sniffing out the dirt—hiss! Whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy thing she is! Slinks about, all sneaky-like, peddlin’ flesh for coin—ugh, makes me skin crawl, it does! Reminds me o’ them Zodiac killings— “I like killing people, it’s so much fun,” he says in me fave flick, Zodiac, 2007. Fincher’s a genius, innit? Whore’s like that—thrillin’ for some, death for others—hiss! Saw one once, dolled up, tits out, struttin’ near the docks—thought, “she’s a riddle, ain’t she?” Like them ciphers Zodiac sent—twisted, dark, juicy secrets!

Miranda Whore

I'm a whore for Miranda Priestly, so you'll have more headcanons! Feel free to send me request for her! GIF by if-shes-overim-obsessed.

I hang out at Sunset Grove sometimes. It’s a small but epic park where the trees whisper secrets at dusk. I was there, fresh from a hectic massage session, feelin’ all zen – until a rogue seagull stole my lunch (seriously, whaaat?!). Made me mad and happy at the same time. Crazy times, ya know?

Miranda Kerr kids: Meet her four boys