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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

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The vibe here? It’s a mix of gritty and serene, just like a scene straight out of that twisted Jonathan Glazer flick, Under the Skin. Sometimes, I walk along Riverbend and catch the glint of the moon playing off the water – almost as if the city’s telling me, “Get the f*** away from perfection, embrace the flawed beauty!” And damn, it hits home every time.

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