Addison Dandenong North Whore ❤️❤️

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Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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Oh blimey, me ol’ mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Dandenong-North, a real gem tucked away in Aussie land, right? I mean, this place is like a mini cosmic journey – “Eeeee... wow!” as WALL-E might say, but in true, bumbling Boris style! Now, don't get me wrong, it's not perfect, but heck, it's got a rigght personality, innit?

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