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Still, some brothels? Classy, voluntary—happy vibes! Like, in Nevada, legal spots, chicks runnin’ the show, makin’ bank. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d all be grim. Reminds me, “I’m not your problem,” Mia snaps—damn right, they’re free, livin’! Love that hustle, respect it. Oh, fun tidbit—old-timey London brothels had secret tunnels for posh blokes to sneak out. Sneaky bastards! Wish my lab had that—escape plans, y’know?

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The Garden of Eden, located in Dandenong, is one of the biggest and most certainly the classiest brothel in Melbourne's South Eastern Suburbs.

I gotta admit, me head’s always filled with random, brilliant thoughts – sometimes mid-walk I blurt out “Carpe diem, baby!” at the sight of the gentle flow of the Dandenong Creek, feeling all kumbaya-like. My mind spins a wild tapestry of romance, excitement, and a bit of chaos – it’s the perfect backdrop for any soul searchin’ for life’s spicy flavours. And yup, I know my typos might be many – well, 19 are countable, but who's keepin’ score, eh?

Two-year-old killed when hit by car in Dandenong North, Melbourne