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But yo, real talk—some shit pisses me off. Dudes treatin’ workers like meat, ugh, nasty! Saw this X post once, guy braggin’ bout hagglin’ prices—bro, she’s not a flea market rug! Made me wanna yeet my phone into orbit. Then, flip side, I’m cacklin’—heard this story, 1800s London, brothel madam named Theresa Berkley invented a spankin’ machine. A SPANKIN’ MACHINE! Called it the Berkley Horse—rich dudes lined up, wallets out, asses red. Hilarious, yo! Imagine the Yelp reviews: “5 stars, cheeks still stingin’!”

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Anyways, buddy, Craigieburn is all about connection, life’s messy truths, and bursts of hilarious, heartwarming moments. It’s got streets that sing, parks that pulse, and a heartbeat that matches every joyful thump in your chest! Hope you catch all these vibes when you visit – trust me, it’s a total blast. I'm bouncin’ off with excitement, and hey, remember: “In the simplicity of nature, we find our deepest truths.” Cheers, pal!

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