Luna Geelong City Centre Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Brisbane

So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

Chatime QUT Gardens Point

I’ve had moments where the city's energy hit me like a freight train – mad bursts of laughter, a slap in the face of reality, and a whole lotta love and anger mixed together. I even scribbled down some existential thoughts on napkins outside the Deakin University campus near Concourse Mall – maybe I was too deep in pleasure coaching or maybe just high on Geelong’s vibe, who knows?

Bold bid for Geelong’s own Queen-Vic style market