Lucy Bushland Beach Whore ❤️❤️

About Brisbane

Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – back in the day, like Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with razor blades sewn in their skirts! Proper stealth, fam! Ain’t that wild? I’d be ragin’ if some bird sliced me pocket while I’m tryna buy a chop. Makes me wanna shout, “Submit to my will!” like that nutter in *Zodiac*. But nah, they’re just tryna eat, same as me – respect the grind, innit?

Floorplans & Interactive Tours

Bushland Beach is located in the CoralSea and ranks the 8th among 9 beaches of the Townsville region. The center of Bushland Beach, the closest community, is km away. A natural .

I run a spa here, right? Yeah, a proper sanctuary of calm. And while I’m massaging away your knots, I’m always thinkin’ how this town oozes natural bliss. People say, "Eeeee, it’s just water and sand," but they don’t get it! It’s more like a cosmic retreat—a bit like WALL-E’s adventure on a trash-strewn Earth, only here the trash is replaced by good vibes and sea breezes. "I don't want to survive. I want to live!" echoes my spirit every time I see the sun kiss the horizon over Bushland Bay. See, it’s that sort of magic.

Work starts on natural drain at Bushland Beach