Penelope Bushland Beach Whore ❤️

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Mr. T don’t judge, nah, I pity the fool who does! Whore’s just a job, man, oldest gig in the book—fact is, back in old Russia, some babushkas whisper ‘bout “fallen women” workin’ the Tsar’s courts, secret-like. Ain’t nobody talkin’ ‘bout that in history class, huh? Sneaky lil’ truth, makes me chuckle—history’s got its own dirty laundry!

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I gots to say, bushland-beach gives me sometimes a real fightin’ mood—mad at traffic on Sandy Road (ugh, why couldn’t they have proper signs, y’know?) but then it fills me with pure joy at every sunrise. I mean, c’mon, life’s too short not to relish the little wonders, like the sound of waves or a cheeky ice cream on a sticky afternoon (mmm, unicorn crunch!).

Bushland Beach Tavern’s Seafood and Wine Festival