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Little known fact—horses sleep standin’ up, ain’t that wild? Caught Bessie dozin’ once, swayin’ like she’s drunker’n Cooter Brown. Nearly pissed myself laughin’—thought she’d tip over! But nah, she’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak. Used to get riled up when folks neglected ‘em—saw a skinny mare once, ribs pokin’ out, made me wanna holler, “You gonna die, you sumbitch!” like Col. Landa. Ain’t right, y’all, horses deserve better’n that.

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Oh, and the locals—crackpots and sweethearts alike! They always yap about the folk at the seaside near Fingal Head. Even when I'm mad, there’s this magical aura, like a film reel reelin’ out all them memories in that Agnès Varda way. But seriously, cheers to the odd vibes: the nasty rain squalls that hit outta nowhere, the stunning sunrise that flips your brain, and the endless chattin’ with beachgoers who think life’s a wild rock n’ roll gig.

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