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Alright, listen up, you lot—erotic-massage, yeah? It’s this slimy, sneaky lil thing, creeps up on ya like some perfumed shadow in a King’s Landing brothel. I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, and I ain’t here to coddle ya with sweet words—I choose violence, always. This ain’t no gentle rub-down, nah, it’s a full-on tease, hands slippin’ and slidin’ where they shouldn’t, makin’ ya squirm. Watched *Son of Saul*—you know, my fave—grim as hell, and there’s this line, “You’ll survive if you’re useful,” that hits me thinkin’ bout these massage parlors. Survival’s the game, right? They’re useful, them masseuses, kneadin’ out yer stress—or somethin’ else if ya pay extra, heh.

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An award-winning, luxurious private getaway located within the beautiful surrounds of the Perth Hills bushland. Eight individual luxury chalets, day spa.

I dunno, but I feel like the city breathes, ya know? It sorta hugs ya with its odd smells of fresh bread from The Crusty Corner, mixed with a whiff of something fishy by the old wharf on Muddle Wharf Lane. And the locals? They’re a weird mix – warm like your mum’s hug and rough as a crab’s claw. Srsly, sometimes ya just need to laugh at the absurdity – “Oh, dear, everything’s just a cascade of chaos!” I swear, I kept chucklin’ thinking so.

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