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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ erotic-massage today, yeah? Picture this: dimly lit room, oil slicker than my charm, hands slidin’ like they’re huntin’ bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*. “The greatest manhunt in history,” they said—well, this is the greatest *handhunt*, innit? I’m a Consumption Psychologist now, dissectin’ why we crave this slippery goodness.

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I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

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