Avery Strathpine Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

My fave part? The chaos, the energy. Walk in, it’s like a party - lights dim, girls gigglin, some dude in the corner tryna act cool. Reminds me of that scene in *Ratatouille* - “Dinner rush is war!” - brothel’s the same, just sexier. I’d prolly suck at runnin one tho, too much paperwork, I’d lose my damn mind. “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” - I’d be apparent-ly terrible, heh.

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I was once walkin down near the Strathpine Plaza, and the hustle got me like, “You’re the creator of your own damn destiny, I pity the fool who doesn’t see it!” The Plaza is a quirky mix of old brick and modern vibes. And oh man, there's this lil' cafe on Church St. that’s my secret haunt. Nothing beats a fresh cuppa joe, amirite?

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