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I tried it once—don’t judge, ok?—at this sketchy joint downtown. Dude’s hands were magic, like he’s channeling Malick’s dreamy vibes, but I’m thinkin’, “Is this legal, or am I on Dateline next week?” Made me happy tho—stress gone, floatin’ like a cloud. Then bam, anger hit—$80 for 30 mins? Robbery with a smile! Surprised me too—didja know ancient China had “yang-enhancing” massages? Emperors got off *and* lived longer—wild, right?

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I ain't gonna lie, sometimes Reservoir gets on my nerves too! Traffic on Bell Street? FFS, it’s a maze—like trying to find sanity in a Brokeback Mountain rustled-up biker convocation! But then ya flip a corner onto Toorak Street and BAM—the calm hits ya like a double espresso shot to the soul. I mean, one moment you're mad, the next you’re like “Holy sh… this is art.”

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