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About Melbourne

Here’s a kicker—did ya know some prostitues in the 1800s played fiddle to lure guys? True shit, read it somewhere. Told her that, she laughed, said, “Maybe I shoulda hired you.” Burn! Got me good. I’m likin her sass, tho. Makes me happy, weirdly. Usually I’m all gloom, sawin wood for violins, but she’s sparkin somethin.

Red Light District

I ain't gonna lie, sometimes Reservoir gets on my nerves too! Traffic on Bell Street? FFS, it’s a maze—like trying to find sanity in a Brokeback Mountain rustled-up biker convocation! But then ya flip a corner onto Toorak Street and BAM—the calm hits ya like a double espresso shot to the soul. I mean, one moment you're mad, the next you’re like “Holy sh… this is art.”

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