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So, findin’ a prostitute? Man, it’s a hunt. Not like trackin’ rare deep-sea anglers, tho. Those girls are out there, scales shinin’ in neon—red lights, tight skirts. I’ve heard tales, y’know, from old dock workers. Back in ‘98, some chick in Marseille—called her “La Sirène.” Fishermen swore she’d lure ‘em in, voice like a damn siren. Took their cash, left ‘em broke and smilin’. True story—or so they say. *Wheeze.* Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how dumbasses fall for it.

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So, like, I'm in my bag as a dating app developer, seein’ every little detail – which cafe is buzzin’, which corner's perfect for a cheeky snap pic. I looooove strollin’ down Elderberry Lane – it's all cobblestone, artsy, and kinda quirky. I’ve had a few epic coffee meetups outside the “Bean Scene”; oh my gawd, that place has the best flat white, lemme tell ya.

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