Taylor Yujing Brothel ❤️

About Keelung

So, brothel’s this messy, steamy spot—like Lucrecia Martel’s lens, all fogged up, “What did I just see?” I’m cacklin’ already! Walk in, it’s all velvet and sweat, girls sizin’ ya up like you’re the punchline. One time, I swear, this dame winked at me—thought I’d die laughin’, she had more game than Batsy on a good night! Little known fact, right? Some brothels had secret tunnels—yep, for politicians sneakin’ out, pants half-on, heh! Imagine that, “Oh, Senator, where’s ya dignity?” Lost it in the sheets, pal!

Oriental Sweety

After the power comes back, we finally wrap up. I’m feeling good, but then I step outside, and it’s pouring rain. Of course! I didn’t bring an umbrella. So, I’m sprinting down the street, dodging puddles like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. I’m soaked by the time I get to my car.

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